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You think you've had a bad day at work?
I think i got you beaten.
Nope. That's my partner.
Suck it!
There i am.
Three or four days ago, I didn't know this world existed.
Three or four days ago, I wasn't in the Rest In Peace Department.
I heard you coming by the way.
Look at this French girl gets the job from Boston's finest.
Hey, you got the drop on me huh?
I feel like a genius right now. I couldn't have planned this better.
Well, genius there is an orange tree in the backyard.
I like it there.
Yeah, there is an orange tree in the backyard. How weird.
I don't know how it get here. - Me neither.
You know it's a similar prosperity, don't you?
No. I've never heard that.
It is. Ask anyone for it.
No. You're crazy. This tree is never gonna make it through the winter.
Well, we aren't gonna make it through the winter.
In this freezing little house.
I love our freezing little house.
But don't you want more?
I always worried about money. Don't you want to build a house, a car?
I don't worry about money, You do.
I have everything i need right here.
My husband with me.
Well, you will always have that.
I got to go to work.
I'll tell you when you can go to work. - Oh, really?
Watch that ankle. Love you, baby!
Bye. Love you!
I got my picture in the trophy case i see.
Look at that! Already immortalized.
Oh, right place, right time. What can i say?
Hey, Bobby. - Hey.
Garth, Jesus, get a rope or something.
You're asking too much of that towel.
Morning, partner.
Good morning.
Hey guys, love to have you at the Union, maybe, monday.
Oh sweet Jesus, Murphy. Come on! - Oh no! I will shoot that thing.
That's pretty devastating. It's gonna be awhile before i get that image out.
Hey, what did you do with yours?
I burried it. - Really?
I thought you'll be joking about that. You know it's not the worst idea.
It's gold and you buried it. Right?
Listen, Bobby. I'm out.
You're out?
Nothing has to change for you.
You do whatever you want. But I'm putting mine in the evidence. It's done.
Nicky. I said i will move it first. I'll take care of everything.
It's not what I'm talking about Bobby.
I'm talking about the way she looked at me this morning.
I knew.
We went in there to make a drug bust. Which we did.
We didn't expect this gold to fall through our laps. We weren't looking for it.
But then it happened.
The way i see it. You do it for Julia. For your future together. It's simple.
No. She's happy. I'm not going to risk that.
I'm sorry buddy.
Oh, you're right.
I hate it when you're right.
We got to turn the whole thing in.
There goes the speedboat.
Look, you don't have to worry. I'm not biting my fingers at you.
You do whaever you want to do.
No. It's bothering me too.
So, let's grow old and poor together. - Listen up we got Garza. We got an address.
Wait, you got Garza. You got an actual eyes on him?
An informant gave up this whole meth operation.
Okay, We're in business, partner.
He's there we got him.
Get another picture in the trophy case.
Do you know how long we've been waiting for Garza to slip up?
The guy is a Meth dealer, a cop killer. He's got 30 guys with them.
It's not gonna go easy.
Now, standby for inspiring motivating words from Detective Bobby Hayes.
How about we don't get shot today.
That's great advice here. You're good cop.
Detective Hayes advice us we should avoid getting shot.
And also everybody should put their charm braclets on now.
Hey, that's my grandmother's St. Christopher Medal, jackass.
It's adorable.
I wear for protection.
As for protection, well this stop bullets.
And yours is stops you from getting dates.
Let's go!
Move it! Move in! Let's go!
Move in!
Stay on my lead. Let's put them on their heals.
Hey, Be safe will ya?
Knock. Knock.
Police Officer!
I see Garza.
He's on the catwalk.
Damn it! Garza out the south window.
Jesus! - Wow that was close.
The hell you're doing? - You almost got me.
Bud, i can't let you turn that gold in.
What?
Tuff day.
It's a little old to be in a tounge tied at first.
I want you to know that I'm here to help you.
I've sat in that chair.
So take your time.
Ease in to it.
Ease in to what?
Come on genius. I know you can get there.
This is a joke.
Halarious. Hahaha.
I'm dead?
Let's be honest. Being a dirty cop.
Is one of the highest shot in the face percentage jobs.
That's not who i am. - Really? Pretty boy?
How'd it feel as you were headed towards judgment?
Comfortable? Feel like you're bound for glory?
Or you're a little worried that you're going down.
I thought so.
You're lucky Nick.
You have skills that we want.
So, we're giving you a choice.
You can take your chances with judgment.
Or you can join the R.I.P.D.
The R.I.P.D?
Rest In Peace Department.
I get it. It's cute.
Simply put, we find dead people that have manage to escape judgment.
We ship them off back down to where they belong.
Tour is 100 years.
You say yes we send you back down to Boston.
Your home turf. - I'll do it.
That's not gonna work.
What's not going to work? I said i'm in.
I know what you're thinking. You're in a rush.
You want your life back. You want Julia.
No. You asked me to help you.
And I'm here to help.
You really don't think i can read you?
I know everything there is to know about you.
Don't ponder on this opportunity, Nick.
I know for a fact.
You can use a good recommendation on Judgement Day, okay?
I think you're smelling what I'm selling.
Any more questions?
What's with this Steely Dan?
No idea. It's always playing.
Seems to relax people.
Let's do this. - Yes Lax.
This will tickle abit.
What the fuck?
Why don't you jump in and get over here?
Settle down!
This is holding we call them Dead'O.
Until they popped they look like regular people.
So, no one except us knows they're monsters inside.
Hey!
You see if you slipped through the cracks, and stand right there if you die,
Your souls rots.
They rot. The world rots.
Global warming, Black plaque, Bad cell receptions. Get it?
Without the R.I.P.D, the world would have been overrun by these dead people.
Sometime in 1954.
I'll stay. No option.
150,000 people die everyday. This place is, wasn't design to handle that kind of volume.
Welcome to the big league.
R.I.P.D. Boston.
Before you are the greatest law officers, who ever lived and died.
With the 3rd biggest precinct in the force.
What's the first? - Bocca.
R.I.P.D. Scottsdale a lot of volume too.
Trust me, Chase here is making a big come back. I'm telling you!
Chicks dig it.
It's alot to take in on your first day dead.
But don't worry, your partner will explain it all to you.
No! Get your hands of me.
I said get your hands of me!
Almost had him.
Come on! Roy! - Oh you come on!
Cause I'm the only one willing to leave the love.
Oh Jesus. - Oh you Jesus!
Roy! - What? He was going for the door.
I wont plant a gun on him, If it makes you feel any better.
Would you like to take this up to the Eternal Affairs?
We both know what this is about, don't we, honeypon?
Not the time, Roy.
Why not have it out now? I'm comfortable.
Roy, meet your new partner.
Nick Walker.
We've been over this before. I'm a one man operation.
Had a choice Roy?
Nope. You got to earn that.
Come on, Rookie. Grab your *.
Hop on in, don't be shy.
Ever think about hiding this place a little better?
When was the last time you got a VCR repaired?
Point taken.
That's right, you're back. Don't wet your pants over it. Come on!
We'll gonna be late.
PROCTOR * to start job for some closure.
Come in!
Disappointing turn out, huh?
Expected more?
We got a lot to talk about.
But for now, im just gonna to step back and let you soak it in for a minute.
This moment is not about me. This is about you.
Letting go.
Thank you for letting me soaked it in.
I'll wait for you. - Alright.
You know what my funeral was?
Of some a bunch of coyote's, picked my carcas clean,
and dragged my bones off into a cave.
Freaking cave of.
Here it comes.
Becareful now!
Hey! Come on! - Watch it!
Julia! Julia!
I'm here and i don't know how but i'm here.
I'm sorry but i don't know you.
Can we just talk or we'd just go somewhere?
Julia! Hey Julia!
What's your problem? Huh?
Piece of shit! Piece of shit!
Back on the meth's place.
That went well.
I knew something is asked for you.
What just happened? How could she not know its me?
To them, you don't look like you, you don't sound like you.
If you try to tell them who you are comes out all garbled out.
The Universe and it's ultimate wisdom, would not let you revealed yourself.
It's smarter than us.
That's sick.
Consider it The Universe witness protection program.
So what do i look like?
Here. These are your ID's.
Some federals, lot of utilities. Whatever get us access.
Really? An old Chinese guy?
What about you?
Like i see you win Roy.
Let me bring you up to speed with what's on my plate.
When you ride with me, You ride with the best.
Pace as lightning, Expectation high.
Things are gonna come at you fast. They gonna come hard. They gonna come wet.
Wet? - Learn to drive Bimbo!
You've done this before? Driving?
Ah! You're gonna get your feet wet, with the standard pickup.
Found the suspect, Test 'em. See if these a Dead'O.
And then... Look at the ankles on that girl.
That's what you're into. Ankles? That's what does it for you?
In my days women dress up in certainty.
That makes you real ass creepy.
When exactly was your day?
1800 buddy.
I'm what we used to call a lawman.
Marshall Roycephus Pulsifer.
Roycephus?
It's considered a very sexy name at that time.
Sounds like an S.T.D.
Would you care to drive?
I didn't get a peek at your wife's ankle. - Not one more word about her.
Listen Rook, You better work on getting a little distance.
Because you too are over.
You just worry about yourself partner.
Woah, you ain't my partner Rook. You're just the ass on that other seat till i say contrary.
I had a partner. Greatest man i'd ever knew.
Not up until he shot me in the back.
This is what partners will get to.
Tell me about it. How do you think i got here?
You got shot with a modern bullet.
I would have liked a modern bullet. Sanitary glazed.
That's exactly how it felt as passed through my face. Sanitary.
The term partner died when i did.
You got it Roycephus.
Roycephus!
Cephus.
Just call me Roy.
I was going to do that.
Roycephus.
Listen up! This is tactical Rook.
Tactical? A bag of Indian food.
Yup. Got a tip on a possible Dead'O in this building.
Now listen and learn.
Dead'O
Full of awful bad dead Mojo.
Effect everything with their soul stacked.
Effect everything for the worse.
People and things.
There you go. Broken shits is a dead give away.
Soul killers.
Hit a Dead'O in the head with one of this.
And it's got to be the head. First half on the face most rectified.
You're raised from the cosmos.
All the life ones would hurt us, see be extra careful where you point that thing.
You saw my gun ain't on safety.
* it. Ankle piece is strappin'.
Like world gun don't do deadly squats here.
You keep your eyes off my ankles. Thank you.
* this out.
Even more promising.
It's always the quiet one.
You ready? You pumped?
Need you out here. Get your snowman on. Get frosty.
Alert. I'd say hot.
Is this you try to sound like a cop?
This throws up alot of red flags for me.
Got to learn the lingo umbrido.
I'm frosty.
Don't worry about it.
Senior Officer gets to knock Rook.
I've got 15 years in the force knock off the Rookie bullshit.
Oh, you've done this before. You know what's waiting for you behind the door.
You can take your 15 years and you can throw it down the toilet.
Because this, ain't that.
I'll knock you do the cards.
Stanley Nawicky, We're with the Department Of Health.
Is there a problem?
Oh, nothing Narwicky. We suspect that you might be dead.
Is this really necassary? No offense but, you sounds kindda crazy.
Point taken. It's just a routine test. * by your hair.
I am not dead.
I meant that's laugh but check my pulse go ahead.
Rook, first question.
It's late on ash Wednesday an Asian teenager in slumdog Acura.
Offers you a plate of Chicken Vindaloo.
Do you accept?
How am i supposed to answer that?
Oh you tell me.
Okay, the answer is no.
What's the problem?
Is it the teenager? Yes?
Is it the Japanese performance to dance?
Perhaps means the Indian food.
Maybe he hates Indian.
No. That's a...
Card.
The teenager is Armenian. The day is Rosh Hashanah. The dish is SAAG PANEER.
I don't want it.
Why not?
Is it spicy? Too mushy?
You. You can't eat during an interview.
I... I don't want anyone.
You don't what?
Card!
The car is a lime green Scion. The season is the solstice. the dish is CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA.
No! - Yes. Yes it is!
It's Chicken Tikka! It's Chicken Tikka!
Oh yeah! That's a Dead'O.
Big O' mouth coming in.
* snitch in life.
Seen him like that. Metaphorical.
For some reasons Indian foods seems to do the trick.
Maybe it's the Kuma.
You can bag this one. My treat.
No! Im not going anywhere near that.
Where is that 15 years now frosty?
Gotta get comfortable with the visual in the smell profile.
Alright, spread them. Come on. Let's go.
Hurry up. Let's get this over with.
That won't be a problem when all is over.
Spread pal.
Put all your hands behind your back.
Stupid space cuffs.
Hey!
No!
You want it?
You got it!
Here! Grab him! Get the rest of him!
Oh shit!
Where he's at? pun head!
Relax your body!
What?
Relax money!
Give me a reason.
Time to find for me a good one. Had to make me give him a chance.
Might have notice we're pretty durable. - It still hurts!
That's what works the bottom.
Bottom?
Okay. That's mostly understable.
You'd really gonna run it through that?
Brief after action report.
Now, we blow within the room.
But you did respond well to my steering during the airbone portion.
Your internal organs provided me a very soft landing.
You have a very impressive crumples up.
With the exception of letting yourself get attached directly to the *.
Stop talking. - You were solid.
C plus. - Stop talking.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop talking!
You're the one who's talking.
You ran your mouth at my funeral.
You ran your mouth when you pushed me out of the building.
You run your mouth non-stop since the minute we met.
No! No! No! Shut up.
Shut up and let me deal.
Oh! You deal! You deal with the up chuck.
Come to think of it. With all this tantruming.
I'm begining to think that im a little too generous from a plus from that C.
I'm just * to lower your grade.
Relax body.
My hat!
You brave. F.
Bus i can forgive. My hat.
Can't even talk about that now.
Go! Go! Go! Tiny as a package. Let's go.
The hell is this? A fire drill?
Never seen anything this busy. - Seems like every Dead'O to Boston last week.
What did i say? Get back out there.
No breaks for everyone till the surge is under control.
If i didn't need you back on the streets...
What? You have my ass? Dont be a clich'e.
You let them get at the window. Aren't you better than them?
You're the one who put me with the training wheels here.
Be gone. Make yourself being boss.
Still large on the boss part. Don't you?
That's the game That's what you wanted.
I don't play the game.
And my ass is mine and mine alone!
* ignorant!
Come on! - Glad anyway.
Roy! Narwicky was trying awfully hard to protect this gold.
Don't you think we should try to figure out what it is?
Trust me it's nothing.
The man in that * these things. Is just fundraising at 'em from various religions.
Just crap!
What about the one percent?
That's why we locked 'em up in here.
Bag it. Tag it and burried deep.
Is that all of it? - That's it.
Sign here please.
Roy! Listen. - What?
Narwicky cared an awful lot about that gold. - Yeah.
He was trying to hide it from us. Why?
So now you're gung-ho huh?
I'm... I'm thinking we should follow up.
Let me guess, Genius has a plan.
Genius wants to get off the street and work this.
I think you could help me with that. You know why?
Because every great cop that I've ever known.
Has their own informant.
Big Roy! I meant Big Roy ain't gotta have one.
You want an informant?
Big Roy got the best informant.
Red socks. Number 34. Damn!
Eliot! You're pain in the ass Dead'O.
All he cares about is the socks.
Here!
You're in mourning. Got a hole to fill.
You know, I can't taste anything.
Of course not! You're dead.
R.I.P.D. dont eat we don't sleep.
We're here to kick Dead'O ass. That's about it.
Then why would you eat this? - I enjoyed the mouth feel.
How's it going Eliot?
We're up. But the hitline crap.
We'll blow it.
Knock yourself out.
Hello Eliot.
One of your buddies, well gets erased for this. Why?
Rook...
That belongs to the evidence.
I thought you were some kind of rebel Roy?
I fought for the more.
Would you mind terribly. If i got back to my investigations?
Go continue your investigations.
Tell me what this is Eliot.
That looks like a big hunk* of gold.
Hahaha. It's not gonna cut it try again.
Hey! Hey! Get your hands off me.
You behave yourself now Eliot.
Cause of me you're sitting there all cozy in that land in the pun box.
Not opening a desert trying to get your fingers back from the coyote.
You cops are all the same. Always obssesed about hiding bidding.
How was your funeral newbie? Did you cry?
Well they gave your wife a nice folded up flag. Haha.
Hey! - That's fun right?
I think we both know there is no red socks either side.
So why don't you co-operate?
I apologize for my poor attitude.
May i take a closer look Sir?
You may.
Yeah well look, I'm sorry to disappoint but this is crap.
Look, Dead'O they're sentimental.
Lots of them believe in this talismatic junk.
For something else there be some chatter out there.
I would know.
Alright. We're done here.
These hats are crap.
Keep your heads up and inform me.
Yes Sir.
You gave him the gold?
He seems squirm. We got him.
Got him? What do you meant we got him?
What we get?
Tell you what he got. He got the gold.
Which you gave him.
What the hell is the matter with you?
I'm pissed about my hat.
There, looky looky.
I'm gonna teach you modern law enforcement.
This is called giving the dog a bone.
Bones?
What he's doing?
Okay. That's weird. Cause that looks exactly like your ex-partner.
The one who shot you dead.
Okay. I'm interested. Caller me interested.
He might be chasing you huh?
First the guy smoking like a knuck worse*. Now we got guys just handing him gold.
Let me think. Just let me think.
What's there to think about? That man just screwing you from left to right.
Your own partner.
And the trifecta.
Sleeping with your wife.
Cause this is your house isn't it?
Total humiliation.
Just don't pass down * in the supermarket.
He's not sleeping with Julia.
Wanna bet?
Yeah let's... Winner shoots the loser in the face as many time as he wants.
Not a hundred percent confident winning the read.
Something always from Mike's.
Seeing how Nick's used to make us stop and getting for it.
Thank you. Thank you Bobby.
Hey Julia. Nick seems alright to you?
Isn't he concerned about anything?
No. - Okay. Okay.
Why? - I'm sorry i got to do this now.
Nick said he burried something.
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